"The things that we have in common far outnumber and outweigh those that divide us" - Walt Disney
cute things to call your girlfriend:
5. 1/2lb butter
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him