I'd Rather be in Wonderland
"Who says we have to grow up? - Walt Disney"

A blog about the little amazing things that make up life. A blog about food, love, fashion, and life. A blog that trys to make people smile. A blog about forgetting diets, depression and broken hearts. A blog about being happy(: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.
-Winnie the Pooh

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shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"

4thofjulys:

"Americans are being so annoy-"

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(Source: literallyrad)

jigglemyboobies:

kushaw:

jigglemyboobies:

Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?

because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag

no because he did nazi it coming

TO ANYONE IN KENTUCKY/PLANNING ON GOING TO THE KENTUCKY FESTIVAL

scumfly:

fckwh0re:

BE CAREFUL!! some group of assholes has planned a Purge-esque murder spree between 8:30AM and 6PM.

EVEN IF YOURE NOT GOING PLEASE SPREAD THIS SO PEOPLE CAN SEE AND PLEASE BE CAREFUL AND STAY SAFE

if anyone needs an actual source to this, this is the best i could find

(Source: cumdxmpster)

netlfix:

netlfix:

whats ET short for?

because he’s got little legs


Genie, I'm... I'm gonna miss you.
                                                 ... Me too, Al.
Genie, I'm... I'm gonna miss you.
                                                 ... Me too, Al.

(Source: ababwa)

shaunofthebread:

zaynmaliki:

I’m at Disneyworld and tonight in honor of robin,the magic kingdom’s firework show was named genie’s wishes,and in the end they said “genie,you’re free”

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lithromanticoli:

| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
|      Krusty Krab Unfair  

|     Mr. Krabs is in there

| Standing at the concession

|  Plotting his oppression
|________ _ ___|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/   づ”


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